|03:26 pm - A texting conversation with Chris|
Me: Do you need anything at target?
CK: cds dvds and books and large things and also cake and a telescope and some framed photos of don johnson and cowboy boots with stirrups and taupe wallpaper and a boysenberry. Oh, and a biplane. Maybe a small mediterranean child to feed soft boiled eggs too.
Me: A boysenberry.
CK: I expect to see every item on that list when you return... If certain items cannot be obtained, I will accept reasonable substitutes. All of which will be judged upon delivery and broken into 12 pieces if not deemed worthy and force fed to you at the beginning of each moon cycle until you have ingested each and every one.
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